Boxing is like playing underwater chess in a swimming pool filled with sharks. You have to keep moving, it’s hard to concentrate, and you feel like you just can’t get enough air.
But I love it anyway, and whenever someone asks me why I can’t take up a more reasonable sport I ask them what sport in particular they have in mind. Then I rebut their choice with the witty, ascerbic, and completely helpful explanations below. After you read this you too will be compelled to take up boxing immediately and I hereby grant you unrestricted use of the following miscellanea.
In boxing, you don’t have to wear goofy leotards, it’s okay to be tall, and you never have to kiss B