I don’t know what’s going on with Jose Canseco but it doesn’t sound very good.
First of all, last week sometime, specifically April 19 at 12:37 p.m., he was all:
And I thought, well, my goodness, who are u haters? And then it perversely crossed my mind that perhaps I, who had recently reacquainted myself with kickboxing, could take him on because, well, I feel a fair amount of rage lately and I have similarly negative feelings about haters and I respond particularly poorly to being lumped in with all of these bitches. Besides, Jose supports girl power.
And then I thought no, no, not such a great idea maybe but maybe my kickboxing instructor Byron, who is quite fit and determined and has some tribal tattoos that I’m certain are very meaningful would like to take on Jose. But before I got a chance to talk to Byron about it I realized that things had gone even farther south.
I didn’t care for that option at all. It just wasn’t something I was interested in. I like my truth served minus a side of Jose Canseco’s balls, it turns out.
And then it got more incendiary and he talked about balls some more and how I was probably scared of my own shadow and there were conundrums.
And then it escalated to the point where, well, he cut to the chase and issued a challenge.
Now this is just unprovoked baiting. Maybe that other guy in his Twitter background wouldn’t mind kicking his ass but that seems like projection to me. I’m not sure even Byron would be down with that sort of thing.
And then finally this just bothered me because it just seemed manipulative, like we were all just here for sport.
But it still seems extreme to have to pass some kind of a test of knowledge to have him call? So through with the mind games over here.
But anyone interested in a little further study can take advantage of this opportunity.
I think I’m going to continue to enjoy his insights from a distance.