Rocket 95.1FM is my favorite radio station in Huntsville, and I never miss the Go Fish morning show on the way to work every morning.
Fish’s sidekick, Ken, was just dumped by his girlfriend this past weekend, and they played the breakup on air. So by Wednesday, they decided to do a rebound radio contest to find Ken a rebound date. I was listening on my way into the office thinking… “What he needs is a derby girl!” and trying to ponder who on the team I could wake up at 7:30am to call in for the show.
But as I’m sitting there thinking this, MY phone rings. Its Bama Brewser, apparently I wasn’t the only one who had the idea, only she had determined that it was ME that needed to go on and “take one for the team”…. that I was the perfect candidate and that Oh by the way, she was calling Fish right now to give him my number. Yes, I have officially been pimped out by my league, folks.
Now, the Dixie Derby Girls have quite a reputation on the Fish morning show. Asian and Hell Razor have both given poor Ken a beat down before with a wooden paddle. (poor guy… those two don’t even NEED a paddle to do some serious damage) So of course, Ken was already scared before I even arrived.
KEN: “How much can you bench?!?”
ME: “Oh, about 2 blockers….”
Fish was clearly enjoying his obvious fear, so I became the WILD CARD entry. (That’s what HE said… I know!) I was the 3rd and final to show up at the studio on Thursday.
After a very quiet Ken asked a few small questions, the gauntlet was thrown down by Fish for an Arm Wrestling Competition. Let’s just say score: eRacer X -2-, Ken -0- I tried to take it easy on him… honest, I did!
And for your viewing pleasure… you be the judge!
I offered up not just me, but a date with MULTIPLE derby girls. What guy turns down a chance to be a total stud with a bunch of HOT derby girls on his arms? Alas, I think he was worried he couldn’t handle it and they chose one of the other contestants.