I only have one thing to say: Bravo. There are many things that make me angry in this world, but grown men having sex with children makes me horribly ill and when I hear about it, I just want to break everything, starting with the offenders.
Stephen Wesley Thomas, PGA Tour professional, competitor in 44 PGA events and unknown to me until this moment was arrested in a sting executed by the Osceola County Sherrif’s Office in Orlando, FL. Dubbed “Operation Red Cheeks”, the week-long operation snagged 40 men suspected of travelling to meet minors for sex.
I’m not sure if “Operation Red Cheeks” refers to the rosy hue of a child’s innocent face, or the ass of a man who has just been arrested for child molestation. I certainly hope the latter.
The 55 year-old Thomas confessed and was found with two boxes of pudding, condoms, and a bottle of honey. I would add to the equation a large mound of angry fire ants, and the recipe for justice is complete.
Some would argue that stings like this are entrapment, and I would argue shut up I don’t care. I want to entrap these people. I want to trick them. And as far as I’m concerned, I’d rather every policeman waiting to give me a ticket for speeding be online pretending to be a thirteen year old girl. They can even do it from their cars while they’re waiting to give me a ticket. I don’t fucking care.
This is effective, worthwhile and KEEP DOING IT. DO IT MORE. My only complaint is that “Operation Red Cheeks” lasted a week and ended on January 8th. This seems like a 52 week per year operation to me.
In one week, they lured 40 men. I believe the result would be similar each and every week. Again, BRAVO, and… ENCORE. Let’s keep this rolling. I’ll even help. I can act thirteen. I do it all the time. I don’t really even need you guys to help. I have a computer. I can rent a hotel room. I have a bat. And I love pudding.