Oh, this is going to be hilarious.
The NHL All-Star Game has, like all professional all-star games, gotten predictably tedious. It’s a weekend off for most of the NHL except about 10 percent of the players, the fan favourites who schlep to whatever designated city to perform like trained seals in a Skills competition and play a gentle, overscoring, not particularly exciting game while the fans sit in their $250 seats drinking their $20 beer.
Well, maybe that was a little harsh. I don’t think seals could actually wear skates, first of all. And the beer is usually priced for no more than $12.