1. You would turn off a recently uncovered John Cusack-as-Lloyd-Dobler sex tape to watch hockey, maybe not even a game played by your team of choice. Or you would at least seriously consider it.
2. You remind people without prompting even though they do not care that you were a Washington Capitals fan when you were a CHILD, when they played in the crappy concrete hole that was the since blown-up Capital Centre in Maryland, a building you once saw your uncle ejected from for fighting with a New York Islanders fan, true story. And that you would pay $8 to sit in the nosebleeds to watch them lose for years throughout college, so this is no Great 8 bandwagoning here, no way, suckers.