Germany just lost to Spain in the semifinals of the World Cup. They've been the team to beat all tournament, systematically and methodically destroying defenses one by one. But that makes no difference now. They're playing for third place. But this post isn't really about soccer. It's about the … [Read more...]
NASCAR gets nasty
Joey Logano, left, and Kevin Harvick when they were playing nice. I don't understand NASCAR and I doubt I ever will. … [Read more...]
You know what I love about Charles Barkley?
Charles Barkley somehow gets away with calling Ernie Johnson and Kenny Smith assholes on basic cable! I mean, we have all wanted to do this, but Sir Charles just says what he feels like saying at the time, Standards and Practices be damned! (via: Deadspin) ~GoonSquad Sarah … [Read more...]
Lance Armstrong lets Tony Kornheiser have it on Twitter
You know you're a dick if Lance Armstrong is calling you out. On Twitter. … [Read more...]
RE: Johnny Damon
I just wanted to make sure that somebody made the caveman joke. {Not an endorsement. Seriously, really not.} And yes, Johnny. I am trying to say that I think shaving and maybe a haircut would be a better look for you. Get off of my lawn! ~GoonSquad Sarah … [Read more...]
Behind every great male athlete…there’s a WAG
By now most sports fans are familiar with the term "WAG," but for those who are a bit behind, "WAG" is an acronym used by the British tabloid … [Read more...]
A Horse Is a Horse - Not a Female Athlete.
The second-most-notable female athlete of 2009 according to the Associated Press was the first female to win one of the most celebrated contests in her sport and has a perfect record, winning all 14 of her major competitions. She is also the youngest woman to receive the honor, and at five years of … [Read more...]
DOUBLE FINGERS (cuz one post about this was not enough)
When I was younger and more carefree about my office behavior, I worked in a place where the various supervisors spent the day playing pranks on one another and then flipping one another the bird as a thank you for the prank. We eventually got into trouble, because the "DOUBLE FINGERS" salute was … [Read more...]
I’m going to start calling this “Tennessee Style”
I'll either call it "Tennessee Style" or "The Old 250? in honor of the $250,000 Bud Adams, the owner of the Tennessee Titans, was fined for this little outburst. I'm still trying to decide if it is worth $250,000 to flip off Buffalo fans en masse. I'm thinking probably yes. ~GoonSquad Sarah … [Read more...]
Holm V. Hernandez: Women boxers talk smack!
Ok, this is just fun. On October 20th in Albuquerque, NM the world's top female welterweight Holly Holm (25-1-3, 7 KO) and her challenger Melissa "Hurracan" Hernandez (11-1-2, 4 KO) were present for a press conference to announce their December 4th "Bad Blood" WIBA Welterweight title bout. … [Read more...]