Zorn Out, Shanahan In: My 9 year old son shares his 2010 Redskins Predictions
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Last year at this time our family was reeling from the loss of Mike Shanahan after 14 years of coaching the Denver Broncos he was fired on December 30th. Seven other coaches were fired too. Our younger son quipped, “Shanahan will come here and coach the Redskins.” Maybe, we mumbled.
Why the hell didn’t we slam our money on the table and bet money on our son’s prediction? Morons. Total morons. We’d be rich right now. Rich,I tell you!
In light of our missed opportunity at making millions, here are other predictions our son the psychic made recently. Admittedly some may be more money than others.
1. If Jason Campbell is fired, the Redskins will be in the playoffs.
2. Mike Shanahan will buy a house in Virginia. A big house.
3. Next year the Redskins will make it to the Superbowl… And lose.
4. Clinton Portis has had too many concessions (sic) and will be released. He will go to some horrible team.
5. Jim Zorn will move into our neighborhood.
6. Jay Cutler will leave the Bears and go to the Redskins because Mike Shanahan loves Jay Cutler. But he doesn’t love love him.
7. The Lions will hire Jim Zorn as their offensive coordinator, “Ask my brother about it. He knows why.”
8. The first play Shanahan will be a Flea Flicker there will be a fumble. No one will cry because that would be ridiculous.
9. The Redskins will get a brand new mascot. Most likely Chief Powhatan. Because he’s from Virginia.
10. More fans in the stadium than ever before. They will spend all their time yelling “DEFENSE!” and drinking beer.
My money is on the last one.
(photo credit ProFootballWeekly.com)
~Devra
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