For $11.5 million I’ll give you TWO of my toes
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Former Miami Dolphin wide receiver O.J. McDuffie just won $11.5 million in a malpractice lawsuit against a 
physician over a career ending toe injury.
Sure it is going to be appealed and the $11.5 million was for lost wages and negligence and such but let’s focus on what is important here.
$11.5 million for a toe!
For $11.5 million I will give you BOTH of my pinky toes.
For $11.5 million you can have the two that ate roast beef.
You know what? I’ve got a deal for you, for a cool three million even I will give you my right big toe – that is a huge savings. It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it is the sale of the fucking century.
And while I’m quoting movies:
Walter can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon – with nail polish.
(NSFW)
I’m thinking McDuffie’s doctor should get in touch with Walter.
I’m also trying to decide if I would really sell my toes.
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