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I was 1-1 this week in fantasy football (2-0, 1-1 for the season), but if I have to lose to someone, at least it was to Goon Squad Sarah. That girl, she good. Actually, you know who’s good? I’ve listed a few players below. And a few who suck.

Damn fine week…

• Jahvid Best–(Det, RB) On one hand, Best’s superlative performance helped me score an easy win this week. On the other hand, his performance led to a close loss to She Who Must Not Be Named. Best scored three touchdowns in Sunday’s loss against the Eagles, and is a player whose rookie season keeps getting better and better. He also has an awesome last name.
• Adrian Peterson–(Min, RB) AP’s week one was dismal, but week two was noticeably brighter. Peterson rushed for 141 yards and one touchdown in the Viking’s frustrating loss to Miami.

• Jay Cutler–(Chi, QB) Jay Cutler is dating Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach and The Hills. He also threw for 277 yards and three touchdowns. Not sure if one is related to another, but keep doin’ what you do, Cutler, and Bears fans won’t compare you two to Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo just yet.

Sorry they missed the party…

• Chris Johnson–(Ten, RB) Pittsburgh’s defense contained Johnson to a paltry 34 yards and no scoring, but the Titan should bounce back against New York next week.
• Maurice Jones-Drew–(Jac, RB) Jones-Drew has been a huge disappointment this season for fantasy owners, and Sunday’s loss to San Diego was no different. The Jaguars runningback was scoreless and lost one fumble. Could this be a long-term slump, or just a slow start to the season?
• Ryan Matthews–(SD, RB) Jones-Drew wasn’t only disappointment in the Chargers-Jags game. The Chargers running back went down with an ankle injury in Sunday’s win against Jacksonville after losing two fumbles and no scoring.

Pleasant surprises

• Dustin Keller–(NYJ, TE) After a frustrating opening game last week in a loss to Baltimore, Keller bounced back with seven catches for a career-high 115 rushing yards and one touchdown in the Jets’ win over the Patriots Sunday.

• Mike Tolbert–(SD, RB) Ryan Matthews’ injury ended up in Tolbert’s fantasy owners’ favor. Tolbert racked up two touchdowns in Matthews’ stead and allowed Matthews to rest his first-half ankle injury.
• Jason Snelling–(Atl, RB) Snelling saw a lot of action due to a groin injury for Michael Turner, and didn’t disappoint. He scored two rushing touchdowns and caught one, too, in the Falcolns’ rout of the Cardinals. Pick this guy up if he’s available in your league.

Draft Say Suit readers, how’d you fare in week two?

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