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This Week in Nothing to Write About in Sports

posted by Draft Day Suit
Sunday, October 24, 2010 at 9:57pm EDT

A (usually) humorous look at sports written by popular parent bloggers and some of their friends.

  • Brett Favre has a unique ability to annoy the shit out of people who don’t even care. He has to be the most needy “man of a certain age” in professional football. I just hope when he sent around those pictures of Brett Bretterson that he was Brett Bretterson in happier times.

    Brett Bretterson in happier times.

    wearing his Wranglers. You don’t want to sexually harass AND piss off your jean company.

  • James Harrison of the Pittsburgh Steelers “retired” for a day because the NFL fined him for head-hunting. Now I’m a Steelers fan, but it’s pretty obvious James had scheduled the cable guy for Tuesday. “Ok guys, not retired anymore!”
  • Brock Lesnar is a monster. He fights some other dude tonight who looks somewhat less monstrous. As Godzilla vs. Gamera taught us, whichever guy first shoots flames out of his mouth is probably going to win. Also, get the comprehensive insurance if you’re in the Tokyo area.

ufc-lesnar-velazquez

  • Congratulations to the New York Yankees on losing in the ALCS! Nothing is more pleasing to like 95 percent of all baseball fans than when you fail miserably. Now go console yourselves with your millions and millions of dollars.
  • NBA season is upon us. I still don’t think I’m emotionally ready to see LeBron clang 3-pointers off the rim all day in a Miami Heat uniform whilst fellating Dwyane Wade.

east-all-stars-dwayne-wade-and-lebron-james-arrive-at-the-arenas-prior-to-the-nba-all-star-game

  • In other news, I am soon to play co-ed touch football. Our opponents are undefeated. So, yah, let’s all go out there and have some fun!

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