Weekly Twitter Wrap

Today I thought I would honor the person who brought me into this site. If you are not following her, which you probably are, then you are missing some of the most random (but not mundane) tweets of the day. And I mean all-day. Now, it required quite a bit of contemplation before I decided to post this, as I am afraid that I will somehow stifle her creative freedom... I mean, will she now second-guess every tweet? Will she loose the spontaneity in tweets due to the acknowledgment of the spontaneity in her tweet? Will she cave into the pressure?

Anyway, those fears finally went away when her face popped up on the bottom right-hand corner of my screen for the 5th time in 5 minutes. Not that I am complaining. In my dark little back corner office with the blinds closed in order to protect my screen from the cruel sunlight (I might be a vampire), it's sort of like having a friend pop her head in every 30 seconds with a random thought:

Yes that is really me in my office, except someone stole my plant, I need to go find it...

... and potentially the most entertaining part is that she has conversations with the father of her child via twitter, even if they are sitting next to each other on the couch. Really, they should have their own reality show. Or, I guess they do, in a way, via twitter.

So without further ado, enjoy the last week an Ann Gaffigan:

@anngaf Well you've got the perfect disguise and you're lookin OK....

@anngaff If you haven't heard the Trapeze Swinger by Iron & Wine and you need to chill out for a solid 10 minutes, I would highly recommend it.

@anngaff His mother said "My son wanna rhyme," I'm like "Ma'am I don't agree with that decision." "I'm wacktose intolerant" this song makes me laugh

@anngaff I don't like it unless it's brand new

@anngaff Don't come tryin to be extra smooth....

@anngaff they say he dooown dooown, they say he doooown....but not out about

@anngaff Oh my goodness, they do "raise the roof" on the snuggie commercial

@anngaff @FerociousPhilly oh please! He was just sitting on the couch, he wanted more beer, and he drank mine!

@anngaff And the whole time I'm slaving in the kitchen, @kcbandit has been over here drinking MY beer! It's empty!

@anngaff After this marathon I need to work on my muscle tone in my upper body. It's being ignored. My legs are getting all the attention.

@anngaff Daddy feeds the baby something new! http://pic.gd/f81c39

@anngaff @KCbandit I told you to go get coffee and sit down but nooooooo

@anngaff @kcbandit is GROSS!!! Worst thing is, he can't even smell himself. I come back from the ATM and he's got the car full of his stink

@anngaff I hate sitting next to someone while they read something I wrote! It's awkward!

@anngaff Uh oh, @KCbandit is about to read my latest blog post. If he doesn't already think I'm crazy, he will now...

@anngaff @KCbandit @msun184 buk buk buk buk bu-GAW!   (i'm sorry, what?)

@anngaff @ACCBiggz booooo, school suuuuuuucks

@anngaff Oops. Just dunked my earbud headphones in my glass of water.

@anngaff I fell asleep during the UFC and had a bad dream that Rich Franklin got knocked out in about 10 seconds by Vitor

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